I was talking to one of my friends today right before our big medicine test. He happened to mention he had AIDS clinic this morning and had a funny story. One of his patients was a beautiful woman. She looked like Beyonce' Knowles. She had a history of HIV, hepatitis C, herpes, and was there today because she thought she had some warts on her privates. After he interviewed her, he gave her a gown to change into and left the room. When he returned, he began his examination. She lifted her gown so he could take a look at the alleged warts, when to his disbelief, he saw a penis! "What is that?!" he asked her. She stated, "it's my penis". The weird thing is that his chart listed him as a female.

I would have paid some serious cash to have been a mouse in the corner of that room!